Gempar- Transkrip Rakaman Antara Anwar dan Khalid berhubung Adun Klang
Gomo telah terima satu transkrip rakaman perbualan antara Menteri Besar Selangor Khalid dan Anwar Ibrahim pada hari di mana Adun Pelabuhan Klang keluar PKR. Ini adalah transkrip rakaman perbualan itu:
MB Khalid: Hellloooo Dddd Sssss Aaaaa Iiiiii ....Siniiiii Khhalliddd cakkapppp.
Anwar Brahim: Hah Khalid! Apa hal call aku ni?
MB Khalid: Naakkk Makkllllummm siiii Baaaddrullll tttuuu ddahh keellluuarrr parrttii!
Anwar Brahim: Apa??? Kau ni macam mana jaga orang kita Lid? Kerja macam ni pun kau tak boleh nak jaga!
MB Khalid: buuukkkaannn saalllahhh sayyyaa Dsss Sssss Aaaa Iiiii. Inniii paasaal Siii Baaddrull hiiillanng keyyakkiinnaaann paaadaaa Dddd Ssss Aaa Iiiii seebbbaaabbb keesss liwwattt Saaiiffull tuuu!
Anwar Brahim: Apa yang Badrul tak yakin dengan aku pasal Liwat tu? Apa nak aku bersumpah ke baru dia yakin?
MB Khalid: eerrrr Dddd Ssss Aaaaa Iiiii naakkk berrsummppahhh kee?
Anwar Brahim: Errr.....bersumpah? emmm tak payah rasanya pasal Nik Ajis pun kata toksah bersumpah!
MB Khalid: Jaaddddiiii maacccammm maannaa ni Dddd Ssss Aiiii Iiii? Apppaaa naakkk buuuaattt?
Anwar Brahim: Kau aturkan Pemuda Keadilan Gagah Berani kita tu untuk buat demonstrasi di Pelabuhan klang! Biar Iskandar yang bawak!
MB Khalid: Errr Issskkaannndddarr naannttiii Keenncciingggg Daaalllammm Sellluuarrr?
Anwar Brahim: Susah lah cakap dengan kau ni Khalid. Dahlah biar aku uruskan nanti. Kau pi jaga Elizebeth tu. Jangan sampai dia lari ikut Helmi.
MB Khalid: Baaiiikkkk Booossss....
Ini adalah transkrip perbualan antara Anwar Brahim dan MB Khalid. Transkrip ini telah disahkan oleh CIA Cipan adalah sah dan benar. Rakaman Asal telah di simpan bagi maklumat selanjutnya.
Pssstttt......Khalid tu Gagap bila ada masaalah. tu pasal dialong nya panjang...he he he
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18 comments:
bila masa pulak nuwar ber kau kau aku aku.. ber hang hang laaa.. pak sheikh nuwar dah kena sokong dgn ustaz2 mesir pasal kes liwat..
anwar bahasakan dia aku..he he he
salam bro
tadi dah kuyu, skang dah segar balik, berpeluh2 gamaknya si kalid gagap tu. kah3x
khalid yg lebih cakap dari buat.
habuk pun tarak..!
tokoh koperat ke tokoh keparat..?
bodoh betul melayu2 yg pilih khalid jadi wakil rakyat.
kerajaan pun bodoh pilih khalid jadi ceo bsn dulu.
kesian melayu... melayu tertipu...
hahaha lawak plak Gomo...
ko fitnah le banyak2 gomo... aku tak rugi ae pun... kau percaya tak aku cakap... ALLAH ITU MAHA ADIL...
tapi orang macam ko nih bertuhan kan GOMO maha MELAYU... lantak ko lahh... kalo ko tak caya ALLAH tu MAHA ADIL ko teruskan fitnah ko... kalau ko tak caya/ tak yakin la..
jgn tak siar lak komen aku nih.. ok!
hahahaha....
bongok la hang ni gomo... hang ingat orang yang bongok mana nak percaya cerita hang.
buatlah ayat yang lebih baik. anwar ibrahim bahasanya tak macam tu... ts khalid mana ada gagap bongok!
hahaha...
Kenapa penyokong PIS ambik seriyes? Ini lawak jelah hahaa..macam kartun Zunar dalam Harakah tu. Rileks la akhi...
clay.. diorg nimistiah tangkap serious kalau dsai yg kna bahan.. kalau diorg membahan org BN takpe, klakar, lucu, seronok.. kalau kna org dia., fitnah, tak adil, penipu.. walaupun terang2 dah kalau org baca da tau ni rekaan encik gomo je.. mereka:sengal
he he he he . ba ba ba guss cerita ni. tah..tah... tahniah
Our current malay generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.
I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth - they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.
Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth - they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.
Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!
You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?
Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!
Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.
Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!
Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.
If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!
You go to American embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?
Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of fool, corrupt, lazy person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.
The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn't teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!
According to a recent study through secret agency, Nihon Himitsu Oruganitsum Bureau, shows that malays were descended from the hybrid between hog/boar and baboon, hence explains why they look like baboon and they don't eat pork.
Our latest DNA analysis confirmed the fact.
The Japanese, Europeans etc, all eat pork, so does that mean they are all dirty and only the malays and Arabs are clean?
These malays have no brains to think properly.
The secret agency study also finds that Muslims are more violent, lazy, cunning and barbaric due to the lack of pork in their meal and the wrong doctrine.
They had been misled by Quran for generations which was copied and twisted by Muhammad from Holy Bible just to control his followers so that they don't harm their same species/ancestor (the hybrid between hog/boar and baboon).
KEHKEHKEH GEREK SEYHH!!..DAK ONEK, RSEARCHER DAN YG SMA WAKTU DGNNYE KESAKITAN YG TERAMAT SGT TU BILE BACE ENTRY KO BROO!!..MCM MANA SEKSANYE KHALID NAK BERCKP MCM TU LA ANUWAR SAKIT NAK TERBERAK! KEHKEHKEHKEH
Know what malay pig? A suck babi hutan pendatang from Indonesia, pencuri of Tanah Orang Asli, should be caught by all the Chinese whom you have insulted.
They will then pack you in a pig basket, parade you round Chinatown in KL, to let the Chinese pelt rotten eggs, throw shit and pour all the pig shit from the nearby pig farms on your head.
Then let them take you out of your pig basket and roast you over an extremely hot fire until you become barbecued pork. After that chop your stinking carcass and leave it in the streets of rural for all those vultures and crows to feed on. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Why only malays? You think this country is yours alone? What has the government really done for the pribumis and the Orang Asli? Look at how Umno has screwed up Sabah Indonesians and Filipinos getting citizenship and enjoying the same benefits as you the moment they hop off the boat!
You go ask the government to stop all that then I will stop thinking you are speaking through your asshole.
Podah! You are nothing but a chauvinist malay pig like the rest.
It seems like Malaysia is still not ready for globalisation because of a bunch of anti-social racist morons like you. Our country already independent for so many donkey years but sorry to see still got such shortsighted moron like you.
Bangsa melayu failed in the past 30 years with lots of help from Umno but still failed! Then they blame the Chinese cheat la, marginalise them la, this la that la……….so much excuses! If you are pariah, forever you are pariah!
If you malay pig race lazy, no matter how much with the government help, it will back to square.
For me, I just speak up what I had observed and not like the malay race who is always jealous about other race success. Bad hearted.
What the hell you ask all the Chinese to get out from Malaysia in your comment post? It is proven you are another racist moron bastard!
Malay failure is the fact! It has been happened since 30 years ago and not just now. If you keep on denying it proven again you are just another loser or hypocrite!
Truth - what is so proud of asking Chinese to be like your kind of robbers, liars, cheaters in Malaysia? Kaum tongkat yang langsung tak tahu malu! Yes, you motherf***ker are stupid, lazy, fanatic, thus you need tongkat forever! Dick head!
Kaum tongkat still can survive in most of the zoos overseas. See the UPM red shirt "Orang Utan". At least they could be the laughing stock to this world.
If malays with 50% population in Malaysia none of them success, then I reckon you jump to the sea. That so!
Once again, with you racist pig moron, Malaysia wouldn't go far as far as globalisation is all about!
You are truly one of those Umno babi hutan with shit plastered all over your brain and fulfilling Hang Tuah policy in reverse! With babi hutan like you whose brains are filled with tahi babi - it would be melayu akan hilang di dunia!
Gomo kau lawak jenaka bagus.
Konek coolooc pon pandai lawak jenaka.
Paling kelakar berlawak itu RPK yang sudah cabut lari,buat cerita paling fantastik.
pelik dengan beberapa komen yang kata aku tipu dalam transkrip ni. hua hua hua......takkan lah depa tak boleh nilai humor atau tidak transkrip rakaman ni. kesian.......
hua hua hua
Gomo kenapa awak biar mangkok racist yag menhina org melayu dalam blog hang? Celaka punya racists kata kita org melayu macam dah tak de bahasa hina lagi siap maki hamun. Tak sedar nya mereka yag terlebih racists tak suka dok malaysia gi belah tempat lain balik negeri masing masing ni nak kaut kekayaan kazanah tanah melayu, selagi mau . cih pantang nenek aku dihina macam ni. If you dare repeat yr words outside the net and see what happen!
mak siti wan kemabang
selamatkan selangor dari ancaman barisan nasional..jgn jadi cam perak...haram x ikut perlembagaan...
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